THIS AIN’T SHIT YA JUS’ TALK TA SOMEONE ABOUT TA START’A CONVERSATION. 

An’ I guess Friend is also code for BAGS.

S’how this thing works right?

That an’ ya like some sorta leader er somethin’. Pffft.

roadtotrololol:

dare-you-to-love-me:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

Doooo it.

Don’t be scared.

Bring it ya buncha sissies! 

Yaknow I ain’t too sure. 

Bags went an’ ate somethin’ stupid. Who set th’donuts out for ‘em?

((Leave me to my death in peace-))

ask-shade:

Why do I attract so many guys and gurls? >_>  no girl wants me but ok 

I dunno why, ya ain’t nothin pretty.

askinvincible:

ask-jikksnbags:

ask-staghelm:

It’s called a beard. Men grow them.

It’s okay, every village has an idiot, so I suppose every goblin town has to have one too.

I like this horse. A lot. Yaknow ya could be my steed if Bags doesn’t eat ya!